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I just accidentally

Texted “plow dookie” to someone and can’t stop laughing loudly. I’m on public transit. I’m also 12, apparently.

Jan 1st

Holy crap

Look at this dudes neck. If he introduces himself to me I’m just gonna call him Neck. Dudebro is Neck.

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

California Statewide Law Enforcement Association... →

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Dec 31st

Just realized

I might be in an awful mood because I’m stupid hungry. Also, I work at the mall.

Dec 31st

One more week.

I don’t know if I can handle being bombarded with stupid questions for that much longer.

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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let's give it back to the squares: Anonymous... →

Anonymous asked: well don’t complain when you don’t have a job and are up to your ears in debt after college. it’s no one else’s responsibility to pay for your choices. bbcity: But it’s my responsibility to study and dedicate my life and my time to what a bunch of dicks with firms think is the appropriate “training” for the vapid, soul-sucking jobs they offer. Have fun living your life being...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

I'm sick and have to work.

I am in no mood to talk about cameras right now. No I don’t want to see your ugly grandchildren unwrapping their stupid iphones.

Dec 29th

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amouthygirl replied to your post: amouthygirl replied to your post: amouthygirl… They never get it. They think an education is going to get them somewhere, which couldn’t be furthest from the truth. It’s about how much money you have and who you know. Of course. They also don’t understand that not everybody even wants the life they are striving for, couldn’t imagine how...

Dec 29th

amouthygirl replied to your post: amouthygirl replied to your post: Why I’m A Bad… Same. When people ask me what my degree is in and I tell them creative writing I get funny looks, blank stares, drooling, open mouths, and sometimes an, “ooooookaaaaayyy…” I love it when other students are like “What are you gonna do with a Philosophy degree?” and I get to reply with...

Dec 29th

amouthygirl replied to your post: Why I’m A Bad Student (Alternate Title: Why I Have To Be A Philosophy Major) useless creative writing major over here… Every time I see my dad, he makes the same joke. “Yeah my friends at work asked me what you’re going to school for. I tell them ‘He’s studying Philosophy.’ They ask me what you’re going to do with...

Dec 29th

Why I'm A Bad Student (Alternate Title: Why I Have...

I got my graded Cinema final back tonight, and I got the grade I expected given the general tone of the class all semester. Firstly, the assignment was to explain how a movie picked from a provided list advances social ideologies. I chose to write about the ideal male, ideal female, and ideal male-female relationship as portrayed by Luc Besson’s The Fifth Element (1997). I...

Dec 29th